why do potatoes make good detectives
because their eyes r always peeled
"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"
why would you EVER make fun of somebody for something they can’t help
I wasn’t lying
i laughed so much
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
My dad just sent me this, along with a message that said “the recipe says to let the turkey chill in the sink for a few hours.”
God I love my family.